Thursday, January 27, 2005

Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student

Today we salute you, Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student
(Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student)
Your respect for ergonomics at the cost of self respect is an inspiration to us all
(Your spine remains in line)
Like a traveler rushing for the airport gate, late for their red eye flight, you "carry-on" with your business.
(Your pack is First Class!)
While others silently roam the halls with their "non-wheeled napsacks" and messenger bags, you roll on in a thunder
(Rolling for freedom!)
You brave the risk of slick roads, blowouts, and the likely ass-kicking whenever you encounter your peers you in the hallway.
(Ass kicking for freedom!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud light, master of the mobile Jansport. Though a tool, you're a roll model to us all.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

ACC Hoops

My friend Warren once told me that you should pick an undergraduate school with a strong football program and then choose your grad school based on basketball. With the recent plight of the University of Washington football team (1-10) vis-a-vis the surging Husky basketball team (15-2), a new philosophy may be in order. Nevertheless, when I was considering various law schools, the quality of their sports programs was a factor, nestled somewhere in between quality of faculty and proximity to Civil War sites.

"But Mambels, UVa is hardly a basketball powerhouse."

True. Yet as a member of the ACC, I figured I would get to see some of the finest hoops in the country as Duke, UNC, Wake, GT, NCState, and Maryland came into town to rumble with the 'Hoos. Imagine my excitement yesterday when I got to attend my first ACC game between the "down but not quite out" Cavaliers and the "perennial ACC bottom feeding" Tigers of Clemson.

A few observations on the game:

1) The arena was half empty. Maybe the snow kept the out of town fans away, perhaps it's hard to muster excitement for a game between a team 0-5 in the conference against a 1-4 opponent, but it was seriously disappointing. Across the street, they are building the new John Paul Jones Arena which should open the season after next, and I wonder, will the fans come then? Is Zeppelin's drummer an alumni and major booster?

2) The arena was eerily quiet. Granted, this is in large part attributable to observation #1. Even with the limited attendance, and keep in mind I was sitting in the student section, it's just not right to politely clap after UVa scores, as if at golf tournament. I think the loudest I heard the crowd was during a halftime. Two students raced around the court in American Gladiator meets hamster ball meets costume from hit film Bubble Boy. Blue won, in case you were curious.

3) The fans left early...in a two point game! With UVa up two points with less than thirty seconds left, Clemson with the ball and a timeout, the aisles filled as fans headed for the exits. Were they trying to beat traffic? Did they think this game was in the bag? Were these the same people that left the UVa-Miami football game when Miami was up 10 with over five minutes left in the game?

Now I am sure that what I experienced is not indicative of the ACC at large and is nothing compared to attending a game down on Tobacco Row. In fact, my friends at the game from Wake and Duke could not believe how quiet this arena was and the overall lack of enthusiasm.

Next Saturday, UNC comes to town and I'm hoping things will be better and that my ACC grad school decision pays off.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Return of the Rambles

To my loyal readers, I believe I owe you all an apology and explanation for the almost two month hiatus from blogging.

I had failed to realize how many lives had been touched by my thoughts and opinions on "all things Mambels" until I ceased to ramble. I have received emails from old friends in Seattle, a man in Basel, Switzerland, a lieutenant in the U.S. Army stationed in Germany, and a young Chinese boy I met in a WNBA Discussion forum. (Note: After the Seattle Storm won the title last year, I jumped on that bandwagon faster than a tween at a Hillary Duff concert. I spent about two weeks, non-stop, on a Dawgman.com style forum for Storm fanatics.)

To those in Seattle, Charlottesville, or throughout the globe, thank you. Without your readership, feedback, and encouragement, the Rambles could not attract the advertising revenue that keeps this ship afloat. For any pain this blogging sabbatical may have caused, I am truly sorry.

As for an explanation, the best I can do is as follows:
November 21-November 23: Hangover following birthday weekend (see previous post)
November 24-November 28: Thanksgiving Break
November 28-December 22: Finals
December 22-December 23: Horrible food poisoning thanks to the good folks at Panera.
December 23-January 1: Holiday with Family, Helen, and Friends
January 2-Present: General laziness, VH1 Celebreality, Saved by the Bell, and writer's block.

This semester I will try to update this site once a week or so and hope to have a few new posts this week to get things going. All for now...