Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student

Today we salute you, Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student
(Mr. Roller Backpacking Law Student)
Your respect for ergonomics at the cost of self respect is an inspiration to us all
(Your spine remains in line)
Like a traveler rushing for the airport gate, late for their red eye flight, you "carry-on" with your business.
(Your pack is First Class!)
While others silently roam the halls with their "non-wheeled napsacks" and messenger bags, you roll on in a thunder
(Rolling for freedom!)
You brave the risk of slick roads, blowouts, and the likely ass-kicking whenever you encounter your peers you in the hallway.
(Ass kicking for freedom!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud light, master of the mobile Jansport. Though a tool, you're a roll model to us all.